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Sometimes the better jokes are the less obvious ones. This guy is a master. Here are random quotes from a list of hundreds. Enjoy.


I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it....

-- Steven Wright
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