Homepage John Clare's Personal Website Monday, February 06, 2012
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Taken out of context, these Star Wars Quotes are hilarious, and so is the satire of Bill & Monica.

Click, Copy, Drop & Multiply - this was a Javascript Experiment with object cloning that's kind of fun to play with.

Random incoherence from Vice President Dan Quayle, another fine mind from the GOP gene pool. At least his incompetence didn't kill anyone, like the Prophet Bush.

Here are a couple of Short Stories written when I was young(er). One is light and easy, the other is... not. But I still think they're pretty good.

Wondering if your favorite bovine suffers from Mad Cow Disease, but don't know the symptoms? Take the Mad Cow Test.

Still more random quotes, this time from comedian Steven Wright. Deadpan humor as an art form.

Here are the same Words of Wisdom seen randomly regurgitated on my homepage, reloading every 10 seconds.

Another entirely pointless experiment, my Birthday Calculator will tell you the day you were born, and other useless info.

Long ago (1996), I created this silly 3-Dimensional Image of myself spinning in place. A fun afternoon playing with my friend's then-new digital camera.

Prepare yourself as William Shatner sings his own special variation of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds".

This (very old) page is All About Cats. There's lots of happy animation, great kitty-pictures, and even an audio clip of Torrie.